Movies channels are notorious for its late night porn. Usually it airs on the weekends.
Last night I came upon a movie called Play-Mate of the Apes. It being the middle of the week I wasn’t thinking porn.
This porn is ofcourse a parody of Planet of the Apes and it is the worst absolute soft core porn parody to exist.
I don’t generally watch that sort of stuff but this was so horribly bad that I couldn’t look away for 25 minutes.
I didn’t understand the plot or what was going on. Something about apes being able to dance but humans couldn’t. I saw one sex scene. It was two ugly chicks and one cute redhead making out and playing with their tits the entire time. That’s it. Nothing else to it.
In fact the one chick was more rubber than flesh and was about the ugliest women I have ever seen.
Not sure why I felt the need to write about it. Guess I needed to tell someone.